No More LAN Parties?

Lousy, Blizzard.

Other than that geek-filled news, I shall be mailing out my spec script to the WB Workshop either later today or early tomorrow morning.

I hope you all are doing something just as exciting and important, if not than Do it! DO IT!

-a.

Dreaming of LOST

I had a dream about LOST last night where I forgot to watch the final episode.

I don't know what's more sad, that I had a dream regarding LOST, or that I know that I would never forget to watch it.

You tell me!

-a.

LOST rant (SPOILER WARNING!!!!)

MTV asked several NYC morons (excluding the tall guy) how they felt about the unanswered questions on LOST and most of them complain about crap they told us:

Aaron: it was revealed that the psychic who told Claire that her baby was special, was found out to be a fraud in the episode that he appears in that is Eko centric (I suck at title names for shows). That was the writers' way of letting that secret out, yet being sneaky about it.

Walt: they never explain him. Oh, well, they also never explained why Miles could commune with the dead.

The Island: The island is NOT what you make it to be! The island did in fact exist (under Jacob's rules) Hurley is believed to have changed Jacob's rules (thus allowing people to leave the island if they wish.) The island (I believe) was a testing facility for all of the cast (but the series focuses on Jack) [more in the next part]

Alternate Timeline: THIS was a sort of purgatory where our cast was to find one another after their test. Once they were found and united they would move forward to their Heaven. Basically the show was saying that these people created their own afterlife built of the most important people in their lives. Jack asks his father if they are dead and Christian replies: "Some before you and some long after you." He later says that "there is no 'now,' here." Meaning that time is irrelevant in the afterlife.

So to help the lady who refused to listen and finds it odd that Sawyer can be on the Aijira flight and simultaneously in the afterlife; there is no such thing as what we know as time in their afterlife. It runs parallel with the belief that we all are in Heaven prior to being born, then when we die here on Earth we return there. LOST had it be where our souls are in the afterlife already waiting for us, they already lived our life. Our bodies are just vessels for the Earth and once the body dies that part of your spirit (call it your mind, or conscious what have you) returns to your soul.

As to why Faraday, Miles, Charlotte and Lepidus are not gathered with our Losties, Desmond answers that to Eloise Hawking (Faraday's mother) when she asks "Are you taking my son?" and Desmond replies with "Ay, but not with me." Faraday did not have a deep relationship with the Losties, he had a stronger bond with Charlotte (who also didn't share much with our Losties). I feel that Miles and Lepidus should have been with them since they spent the most time with them, but this could be answered by them not realizing that the Alternate Timeline was the afterlife (we never saw Miles, Lepidus or Charlotte ever come to this realization, perhaps it happens at a later time <-- but how could it if time does not exist there? AAAAHHHhhhh...) To break it down further in case that woman is still confused; it's possible to exist in the Real World (i.e. Island) and simultaneously in the Alternate Timeline (aka afterlife) the show explained it but it used a bunch of big words and asked us to listen and slightly interpret. So just pretend that you got it. My remaining questions are what is up with the DHARMA station The Door? Or the Hurley Bird? Those are what truly matter.

I hope I helped in an obnoxious way ;)

-a.

Go Away White

LOST ended eleven hours ago, and I still cannot stop thinking about it. I know a lot of people have been upset with the series for the past three weeks (fools), but it has been and always will be brilliant.

Thanks so much for giving my sad life something to obsess over, now I get to move forward and hopefully conquer the world of script writing... if that fails there's always the DHARMA Initiative.

-a.

Lousy Melatonnin!

very little sleep last night + a small love seat = intense neck pains.

Oscar Worthy

I never considered myself an actor. I think that if I ever did any attempt at acting that wasn't for comedy that it would be the worst performance ever given... unless of course I was in an episode of LOST.

You see, I'm certain that if I was ever cast in an episode of that show that I would give an outstanding performance, simply because I want to believe the characters and situations are real. So if you have me play the role of someone who will stop at nothing to press the button every 108 minutes, then that is my new goal in life, period! I would live it and it would rock.

I'm sure the cast wouldn't want to hang with the psycho who keeps wearing his DHARMA suit off set, but whatever, I know that I'd be having a kick ass time.

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-a.

Dispicable

In case you never took a gander at my profile, I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. I love Post-punk, goth, new wave, punk, metal, hardcore, and experimental. Not all of these bands write the nicest songs nor have the nicest titles for the songs, but they do it under their own moniker.

While researching one of these bands (Heiress) I noticed that they had a flyer for a show they played with a fellow metal band called Owen Hart. It's an unusual name so it definitely is based on the amazing wrestler who left us too soon. But this band has song titles such as: There are 8 year olds in hell, My Grandma is fucking a tranny from Alaska, and so on. I'm not one for censoring but this band, is in a way, incorporating the Owen Hart into this crap. I just feel that it isn't right, and that I hope his wife and family never find out (if the band refuses to discard the band name-- hint, hint, ditch it, guys.)


-a.

Rise of the Machines

If you decide to use the mechanical check out lane, please be kind enough to NOT BUY VEGETABLES OR FRUIT!!

It's very frustrating to watch you press the touch screen and think you got your six onions through. It's also frustrating to watch that smug look on your face as you proudly walk them to the bag area, only to see your disappointment that they didn't register and watch you walk over to them then back and start allover.

I hate you.

-a.

Russel Crowe Storms Out of Interview

Russell Crowe was apparently appalled by a reporter's query regarding his choice of accent in the new Robin Hood film. Russell couldn't comprehend how the interviewer was hearing him doing an Irish accent when he was going for Italian.

If you're curious how the interview went, here's an o'bloody link, you paizon!

I'm just curious as to what bothers him more; the fact that viewers can mis-interpret his acting style or that I've yet to view a moment of any one of his films.

Enjoy your weekend!

-a.

Huh?

What happens when a genie says "I wish I had the money for that?"


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Like it or leave it, that's all I have in me today. I've been busy writing a one page paper on why I want to be a TV writer, and working out a bunch of WarHammer trades. Sorry, gang.

-a.

Mad Cow? Never heard of it.

Why is it that Polio Pioneers are still regaled and respected? You think the first guy to get and be cured of Mad Cow had any fame? No. And it’s probably because society has no attention span anymore. Look at movies; when I was a kid I remember movies being 2 to 2 ½ hours long. Now; comedies run 90 and sometimes 80 minutes, I could watch 3 episodes of the office on DVD instead (which is cheaper than taking someone to the movies).

Inversely, the radio plays songs that are much longer than the traditional 3 minutes and 5 seconds, but the songs on the radio now suck much, much more than ever. (And I hate classic rock) Now, we spoon feed 14 year olds stardom for 9 weeks then they are forgotten. When was the last time any of you heard about High School Musical? They had to churn out a fast trilogy because people lose interest so quickly – I know that I did… I mean that my nephew did.

So what was I speaking about again? Oh yea, kudos to all you Polio Pioneers, thank you. And to the Mad Cow guy… well… better luck next time.

Lewd Law?

Digg.com had this to say about Jennifer LaPenta wearing a lewd shirt in court yesterday (which got her arrested). The shirt said "I have the (slang for female body part) so I make the rules."

More power to you, Jennifer. This reminds me of the time that I wore a homemade shirt for jury duty and got escorted out by three boys in blue. They felt my shirt was "too offensive." Really? Well if a shirt that reads; "**** Yourself, 'Honorable' Judge ******-*** Hendenmeir" is offensive, then I don't know what isn't. Oh, and on the back I had a picture me ****-******* his maternal parents while ******* on his over due bills.

Fight the good fight Jennifer, let "the man" know that this is 2010 and certainly not 1984!

-************* Adam.

NOTE: I'm legally not allowed to reproduce the words, and images on that shirt ever again, hence the censoring that "the man" forced me to do until the end of my days... or his ;)

New post?

Too busy to actually post. My time has been eaten up by burning DVD's and painting my WarHammer models.

-a.

See you all next week.

American Idol ratings are going quick

Yahoo has an article on this like it's a mystery. The loss of ratings are not caused by the absence of Adam Lambert, or even Sanjaya. It's because of Miss Paula Abdul.

I knew this show would hit rock bottom someday, I just didn't think that America needed to see how badly they/we needed Paula around to keep us viewing.

The powers that be at AI are cold hearted snakes for letting her go.

It's Cinco de Mayo Time!

Today is Cinco de Mayo (or May fifth for those of you who don't get Spanish Mathematics), and this day celebrates the unlikely victory that Mexico scored against the French in 1862.

More importantly than that; I used to do a weekly open mic at a crumby bar/restaurant called (that's right, you guessed it) Cinco de Mayo!

Here's a link to a vid of me performing there!

I chose this "poor" performance because yesterday was my parent's 32nd anniversary, and in my card to them I referenced this performance (the part where I lie down and weep to the Smiths). If you listen closely you can tell that my parents are quite confused over what I am trying to accomplish which was surprisingly rare since they like more straight forward comedy, yet genuinely appreciate what I do... 90% of the time.

HA!

-a.

Well, I finally Found 1 Place to Never Visit in the Star Wars Universe

A bunch of old, skanky women decided to pervert Star Wars and re-imagine a host of characters as old and skanky (work with what you know). They have tainted the following characters:
C-3Po
Princess Leia (in her slave outfit -- surprise!)
Jabba the Hutt
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
and a Stormtrooper (they never specify if it's Corporal Drazin, Trooper Davin Felth or TK-421 -- or 422 for that matter)

I've never understood when people decide to slut up something (like Simpson porn) but this is mind boggling. Why ruin something that is already hanging by a thread thanks to it's greedy and moronic creator? Let sleeping gundarks lie, am I right?

Get those specs ready!

The Warner Brothers workshop is accepting submissions starting May 1st through June 1st!

LINK!

Time to get nervous and re-write and re-write and re-write...