If Adam was having relationship troubles in 1895 and just caught his girlfriend cheating on him, he'd say the following to her two-timing ass:

HOW DARE YOU?! Why, you're worse than the yellow journalism of Pulitzer and Hearst!


Woman may be flirty, but I'm QWERTY,
Adam

If Adam was having relationship troubles in 1999 and was also in elementary school, he'd say the following to the girl he liked:

Girl, you're my Pidgeotto -- I choose you!



Better than Ash, Brock and Misty combined,
Adam.

Survey for Love

Hunger Strike:


Romantic? or Psychotic?




Starving for a kiss,
Adam.

Tales from the Script

Excellent film. I think it's really great to tell aspiring screenwriters how tough the road is to landing a job and how you'll rarely be respected because it humbles you a bit (as well as pisses you off greatly). The film teaches you a lot of stuff from successful screenwriters who give advice and anecdotes -- keep an eye out for William Goldman, he's a nut.

I also learned that John August comes off as the nicest guy ever. Seriously, he's like the Moby of scriptwriters. I mean that as a compliment.


Where Porcelain meets Big Fish,
Adam.

If the shoe fits.

To my surprise, I actually put my sneaker on the wrong foot today. I have not done that since the Clinton administration. Other things that happened today that I haven't done since 1993-2001 include but are not limited to:

-Running


That is all.


Lacing up for the 42nd President,
Adam.

Been there, done that.

Pop superstar, Katy Perry, was performing a homecoming concert at her old high school when she spotted an old crush who "never gave her the time of day." She began mocking him and saying that she's better off with her husband Russell Brand.

Let me just state that I've already done this, Yahoo News. Super Pal and guitarist Mike Goldense and I formed a band (Adam's Apples) solely to get revenge on my ex-girlfriend at the time. Mike wrote insanely fast (and short) "music" to my insanely fast and incoherent lyrics. So I did it better, and more extreme than my contemporary; Katy Perry.

Now my ex never found a way to our shows, but her name was slandered up and down back then all in the name of "good fun" oh and "revenge!" HA!

Get your facts straight before you give big credit to the people riding on my coattails.



Still trailblazing,
Adam.

In my day, everybody got on TV!

Earlier this week I was perusing the internet for a video of me on HEAD2HEAD the Spike TV game show I was on last summer. It took me a while but I found it.

SPIKE.COM: Check out the premier online destination for Men! | | SPIKE.com

Now watch as I only speak to Mark McGrath after the producer specifically told me and the other contestant to feel free and flirt with the lady host.


Sexing it up to the wrong crowd,
Adam.

The Amazing Tony

Part-time magician
with a condition:
inflated head and
a bad case of
sleight of hand.
Took a gig
to pay his rent.
Pulled a rabbit
and wound up when?
And wound up when?
And wound up when?
And wound up when?

Part-time magician
with a condition:
misplaced in time,
low on tissues
for his wet eyes.
Took a chance
to return home
sawed a woman in half
and wound up when?
And wound up when?
And wound up when?
And wound up when?

Full-time jester
with a temper.
Lost his head
and his pride
for jokes he said.
Approached the king
"I entertain!" He said.
Employed for a day
and wound up dead.


Misplaced in time himself,
Adam.

So long 98.6°

There's an epidemic plaguing America known as Bieber Fever and the temperature's rising!





Healthy as a (Bieber-obsessed) horse,
Adam.

TMZzzzzzzz...

Another Wednesday filled fill visiting my grandmother at her nursing home. We sat, ate lunch gabbed and oh yeah: couldn't help but overhear TMZ blaring from her roommates TV set.

I've never seen nor heard a moment from this show (but knew of its existence) and let me tell you this show flat out sucks--unless you love hearing stupid gossip about random celebs and seeing shaky videos of them not in make-up then buck up for a good time.

Today's episode spoke of a Dance Off at a bowling alley between the two hottest (young) stars out there: The Karate Kid; Jaden Smith and the Canadian Kid; Justin Bieber. Before you all assume that the roundhousing spawn of the Fresh Prince won this competition let me put the rumors to bed and let you all know that the boy beneath the coif--Justin Bieber--stole the show with a moonwalk on one of the lanes. Now that takes talent, and I should know since I once slipped the moment my foot went over the line. Then the girl I liked at the time (and all of our friends) laughed hysterically at me for a long, long, long time.

Cursing Bieber's bowling alley moves,
Adam.

New TV show idea!

I love these moments. The early phase of expanding a simple idea. The creativity that flows from one's self as he or she brainstorms a thousand hurricanes of story arcs and plots. Characters forming and dissolving within the same thought.

Only to then re-evaluate your entire idea and realize that half of it won't work--but when you eliminate one idea it's easier to form another which only leads to a deeper plot that...



Escaping reality with the touch of my fingers,
Adam.

Facebook status = GUILTY!

In Detroit, Michigan (what! WHAT!) a juror was removed from the trial because she posted

"gonna be fun to tell the defendant they're guilty." On her Facebook page and the defendant's father saw the comment.

This reminds me of the time I murdered someone then blogged about it:

King of the Road

Stabbing and spelling,
Adam.