King of the Road?

So today I stabbed a guy to death.

It's not as outrageous as most people think. I was just sort of walking around the roads by my job, and this crazy guy was rambling stuff. Then as I approached him, I just fucking stabbed him to death...and for a second - a split second, I felt like the king of the road.

Then I remembered that Roger Miller is considered the "King of the Road". SO now I have to stab him to death. If you're reading this Mr. Miller you better watch yo' back sucka!

Disclaimer: stabbing someone to death is in no way considered cool. BUT being known as "King of the Road" is highly considered cool...so be sure to rule the road!