So today is my mom’s birthday and blah, blah,blah. People today is also BRITNEY SPEARS’ BIRTHDAY! And I for one am jazzed more than Karl Malone and John Coltrane combined! Some of you may think that I’m being cruel but I don’t see my mom making top 40 hits. I don’t see my mom writing lyrics like: “Now I’m stronger than yesterday.” And I don’t see my mom as much as I see Britney on TV!
Now here is where I speak out to my Brit-brit.
Britney I saw you on Good Morning America this morning and you were breathtaking. The most memorable moment was surely when the bakers unveiled your cake and the one baker shook your hand, wished you a "happy birthday", and you…you selfless person you, you gave him (gasp!) a kiss on the cheek. (Oh my stars what I wouldn’t give for a moment like that)
Britney you’re voice is like a gift from Galadriel herself; for you have been a guiding light through my most dark of times. (Screw off Shelob!!!)
Britney I assure you that when you first broke out onto the scene that I was NOT the guy working at Toys “R” Us being mocked for finding you repulsive. I also swear that I NEVER once claimed that your large, saggy eyes were reminiscent of an ill puppy. And finally I NEVER once stated that you look very much like an inbred.
In closing; Britney on every calendar I own I circle December 2nd in a red heart. But this year I will start tagging on an arrow through it for Cupid has surely struck my H-E-A-R-T with his arrow of L-O-V-E. Now please excuse me my dear while I draw the arrow onto the heart over 12/2/08.
OH MY!
My calendar also says that it is officially “opposite day” today. Well in that case: A Very Happy Un-Birthday To You MOM!
Love,
The Mad Hatter…I mean Adam…your son.
Now here is where I speak out to my Brit-brit.
Britney I saw you on Good Morning America this morning and you were breathtaking. The most memorable moment was surely when the bakers unveiled your cake and the one baker shook your hand, wished you a "happy birthday", and you…you selfless person you, you gave him (gasp!) a kiss on the cheek. (Oh my stars what I wouldn’t give for a moment like that)
Britney you’re voice is like a gift from Galadriel herself; for you have been a guiding light through my most dark of times. (Screw off Shelob!!!)
Britney I assure you that when you first broke out onto the scene that I was NOT the guy working at Toys “R” Us being mocked for finding you repulsive. I also swear that I NEVER once claimed that your large, saggy eyes were reminiscent of an ill puppy. And finally I NEVER once stated that you look very much like an inbred.
In closing; Britney on every calendar I own I circle December 2nd in a red heart. But this year I will start tagging on an arrow through it for Cupid has surely struck my H-E-A-R-T with his arrow of L-O-V-E. Now please excuse me my dear while I draw the arrow onto the heart over 12/2/08.
OH MY!
My calendar also says that it is officially “opposite day” today. Well in that case: A Very Happy Un-Birthday To You MOM!
Love,
The Mad Hatter…I mean Adam…your son.
ZING!
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