Apparently Even I Have Flaws.

As all of you know. I have been on TV a total of one times. And about a week ago I had the opportunity to double that number by being on a music trivia show aired on FUSE. I signed up and headed for my audition dressed in my usual interview/audition attire: Grey slacks with thin white stripes, a white long sleeved button-up, with a powder blue sweater over it. I also rock my swank grey sneakers which go great with my slacks.

I was seen early because as always, I showed up early, and was given a chance to dazzle the casting crew Dazzler style. I answered a handful of simple questions ranging from A-Ha, to Run-DMC, to Kelly Osbourne. Then I was asked to explain my musical taste(s). They then snagged a copy of my headshot and I've yet to hear from those bastards.

I'm sorry that you have no taste casting crew. Do I need to remind you that I was on TV already? I'm in demand right now. I'm literally like two steps away from being the next Pat Sajack, I just refuse to take those two dreadful steps because I hate him and everything he represents: cheap suits and cheaper jokes.

So I'll take your lack of call as a sign of respect. I'll assume by you not calling, that you saw my true potential, to be this world's next Patrick Duffy.