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World's tallest teen girl (Marvadene Anderson) has been playing for just two months, and is already wowing coaches with how quickly she can change the lightbulbs in the hallways of her school.


Obama hails 'big victory' on health care with a crucial, middle-of-the-night test vote in the Senate that propelled the legislation toward final passage. Sadly, during Obama's "victory dance" he began wheezing.


The directors of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" have expressed interest in making a film of "21 Jump STreet." Let's hope this gets greenlighted because then we're one step closer to "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" The Feature Film!!


Venezuela President Hugo Chavez wants to change what Angel Falls is called to "Splash Mountain!" He hopes by adding the exclamation point at the end, that he could avoid any legal issues with Walter Disney.


Nate Robinson believes his own coach doesn't want him on the Knicks. That's probably because Nate has been calling him "Eugene" when in fact his coach's name is "Mike."