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I'm a picky eater, but what I like to eat I could dine on everyday. Sadly for grapes with an AARP card, I don't eat raisins, they taste crappy to me. But all that's changed today!

I always thought I disliked raisins because they are just old, dried grapes. I now see that what Sun-Maid raisins were missing was a C-cup. I would eat her raisins all day.

Thank you, Sun-Maid, but next time you need to increase sales of your raisins you could add some chunks of bacon that feature sexy pigs with huge racks - mmmmmmmmmm...

-a.