Jokes off the top of my head!

I'm going to try and do this as often as possible when I have nothing to write. It'll keep the creativity flowing (hopefully). All of these are taken from Yahoo.com

For five years, one company paid a six-figure salary to a candidate who actually rejected its job offer. What's more surprising is that he was fired for taking long lunches.

A four year old was suspended for having long hair. Parent's are outraged. They should calm down, because Rapunzel was locked away in a tower for many years and eventually whored herself to the first man who could climb up her window.

The Titans' Chris Johnson says he could outrun Olympic champion Usain Bolt. He also claims that he could kick the shit out of Robo Cop. And that's why he's my MVP!

Domino's says it's changing its pizza recipe in just about every way. They claim they are working on a --get this-- SQUARE pizza! You believe that?

Nicole Kidman had a make-up malfunction this past Tuesday. Sources say that she's been moonlighting as a children's birthday clown. By the way she makes a killer Naomi Watts out of a balloon.

I promise these will get better.

-a.