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Friday, December 18, 2009

More Spontaneous Jokes

Still trying to get through the cobwebs here:

Kardashian family's Christmas photo includes a celebrity they're not related to. I'll give you two hints; it's Opposite Day and it's not Dabney Coleman.

An airbrushed ad of former supermodel Twiggy leads to a government action because she had Mao Zedong watermarked on her ass. Models today think people look to them for political insight. Tsk, tsk.

A group calling itself the Iranian Cyber Army has hacked Twitter and an Iranian opposition website, replacing it with an anti-American message. The U.S. has plans to respond swiftly by hiring 7th graders to reply with "Iran is GAY!" on Obama's blog.

The Team Fortress 2 War updates have finally been revealed. Sadly, none of them include this game being completely altered to be Chrono Trigger.

The creator of “American Idol,” Simon Fuller, is developing a new reality show. No plots have been revealed yet, but it is safe to assume that it will include the mindless masses worshiping more useless people.

Better? I'll be better next week, I swear.

-a.
Posted by Adam Mancuso at 6:43 AM
Labels: American Idol, Barack Obama, Chrono Trigger, Dabney Coleman, Iran, Iranian Cyber Army, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Mao Zedong, Simon Fuller, Team Fortress 2, Twitter

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