A Non-Existent Organ in an Extinct Species

A blog where I will try my best to extract a chuckle from you. During our tremendous downtime I may also dabble in deep, nerdy discussions that range from The Battle of the Nile to the Battle of Hoth!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I (poorly) Mock Headlines

Katy Perry tweets: "I'm not pregnant." If I had a cell phone I'd tweet: "I don't care!"

Some industries will bounce back as the economy improves, but these jobs are likely gone forever; Jester, Steve Guttenberg impersonator, and filling in for Jay Leno.

Jennie Shapira's project, "The Cost of Silence: A Study Examining the 'Telling' Behavior of Victims of Bullying," earned her $1,000. And yet I got paid $0, for being spit on in 10th grade. NOTE: I never told on Paul.

Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles top Forbes' annual list of Hollywood's top-earning couples. See which other Tinseltown twosomes bring in the biggest bucks! After seeing this list, I can only assume that Donnie and Marie Osmond weren't picked because they are family.

Sorry. My jokes are bland at best lately. Uhgghghghghghgh...
Adam Mancuso at 8:35 AM

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