BOR-ING!

Television has officially decided to air anything:

Taking on Tyson will be a reality show for Mike Tyson and his large collection of pet birds. Yep, that's it. He'll feed them. He'll talk to them. He'll also race them. Haven't you ever wanted to see two birds both owned by Mr. Tyson, and see who could best whom? Well, thanks to Animal Planet, now you can!

I for one would much rather see a reality show of Barbara Walters washing her hands in different sinks and with different soaps. Think about it, how does her elderly skin handle the effects of Dial? Irish Spring? Ivory? The possibilites are damn near endless (same for the emotional roller coaster ride).

Sorry, "Iron" Mike, but your show is for the birds.*


-a.



*= I only said that lame joke to beat all the hacks of America who will be saying that non-stop when this show premieres.