It's been over 50 days and the oil spill in the Gulf (allegedly) caused by BP is still the only thing people keep talking about. Everyone keeps blaming Tony Hayward and asking what he plans to do to fix it. The man just wants his life back, and I believe that he's learned an important lesson here:
Don't be so eager to mimic 1773's Boston Tea Party with oil and have it be pumped into the water as opposed to dumping it. You just may have put one too many "spins" on this "impression," Tony, to make it your own and it seems to have been lost in translation.
I learned this lesson the hard way as well when I once pissed in the ocean just before "the man" slapped me a ticket for indecent exposure. Not surprisingly, my account had just as much impact on our culture and headlines.
I'd like to take this moment and thank Tony for this clusterfuck that finally got the heat off of me much like how I'm sure Samuel Adams was thankful for me getting the heat off of him.
Apologies, Aquaman.
-a.
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