I missed posting yesterday due to my family's annual trip to the water park Splish Splash. Normally I'm a bit defeated when I miss a post here but I'm just glad that I didn't ignore ol' Wednesday.
Since today is the day I usually deny a post, I figured that I'd celebrate by posting. Now, most of you will probably perceive this post as mundane and uninformative and I resent that. You see, I feel as if this post is important because I will now reveal to you all the cure for the common cold:
SPOILER WARNING!!! (scroll to the bottom if you dare)
Just inhale through your nose--the hair follicles inside of it capture dirt--and exhale out of your mouth. Also, try your best to avoid germs and people who are sick, becoming sick, or just coming over a sickness.
-Dr. Adam.
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