The Reign of the Man Named IKEA.com Comes to an End.

It was all a hoax?

I'll change my name for a hefty gift card to Borders, Eddie Gossage.

Eddie?

Does anybody care?

This is IKEA.com speaking.

::sigh::

-The blogger formerly known as IKEA.com

Population: Me

Today marks the end of shopping in stores for me. From here on out (unless absolutely necessary) I shop online only. This way I avoid old acquaintances, hot stores due to too many shoppers, traffic, and slow moving lines. Ah, the holidays.

Good luck with your shopping and stay away from the stores. It's just not worth it.

-a.