No more allergies!

Fed up with my new found disease, I went to CVS to buy some Claritin. I took one pill and have had no discomfort since 11 a.m. yesterday after three days of scratching my throat with my tongue.

Now I spend my new found free time hoping that my body doesn't get the idea to strike me with scurvy.


With Tropicana in my free hand,
Adam.