An old Stand Up joke that works better as a Blog Post.

On the Elvis Impersonator page for Wikipedia.org it reads:

" 'True' impersonators believe that they are 'chosen' by the King to continue his work..."

It also states:

" 'True' impersonators don't 'do Elvis' for monetary gain, but as missionaries to spread the message of the king."

Talk about misinterpreting the Divine Right of Kings.

-a.