A Silver Bullet!

Hurray! SkyNet a.k.a. Apple has come to their senses and tossed a solution from their ivory towers to us lowly peasants. The solution is a link ( http://support.apple.com/kb/HT6439?viewlocale=en_US&locale=en_US ) to let users delete the horrendous sounds of U2's latest bowel movement; Songs of Innocence. I strongly suggest you follow said link after you finish reading this post that's chock full of multiple analogies, references and run-on sentences! 

Silver bullets now kill Terminators?

Adam. 

U2 Songs are the New Terminators.

U2 is the band that keeps on giving. Literally, you cannot return the gift of their crappy music (Songs of Innocence). Thanks a lot, iCloud -- or should I say "SkyNet!?" I just wish Apple had a swank deal with Big Black. I really wouldn't mind hearing Kerosene for free.

Set me on fire,

Adam. 

Do Terminators have cooling fans inside them?

There was a time when I feared the date August 11, 1999 thanks to the first two Terminator films. It was scary to a child because 1) the date wasn't that far from when the films were released, and 2) because soulless robots were going to eradicate each and every human being.

Today my laptop has stopped working yet again, because of the stupid cooling fan missing a blade or two, so the damn computer believes it is overheating and decides to not start up.

For those of you wondering; yes, I stopped fearing the robotic maestroed apocalypse plenty of years ago, but now I have a firm belief that they will be even easier to thwart if their fans also crap out. Let's just hope SkyNet uses cheap, crappy plastic for the simple interior parts.

-adam.