I noticed that I dress, act and live out the life of a middle-aged man. I love slacks, thick button-ups, black coffee, early bird specials, reading, staying in, and driving slowly.
Unfortunately I don't have the following traits of a middle-aged man: pension, benefits, job, house and a boat.
Gosh, life's hard when you want to start a band, and have dinner ready by 3:30pm.