And now a post for only the Ophthalmalogists scouring the internet

I love my hip hop as much as the next white guy who watches re-runs of How I Met Your Mother and if I was held at gunpoint, I'd have to say that my favorite member of TLC is OS.

HIYO!

Aint 2 Proud 2 Beg,
Adam.

The Clash: Invested in Wood$tock

Today while driving to class, I saw a Monte Carlo with vanity plates that read: "WDSTCK69." And I got to say, it just didn't make sense nor seem right. Hippies can't be Yuppies.


Stylin' and Profilin' while Drivin' and blastin' Paul Simon,
Adam.

Ironic or Expected?

Each Sunday my incredibly Italian and hungry parents like to have a large dessert after dinner. Today was no exception as they urged me to go to the bakery and pick up a lot of unnecessary sweets. I caved in after hearing my dad share in my desire for some pumpkin pie.

While waiting for the young girl to finish my order I realized that the radio was playing Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard and couldn't help but question if it was considered ironic or expected for a bakery to be playing that tune.


With bear claws for hands,
Adam.

If a Snowman was my Landlord

If a snowman was my landlord, he'd have strict guidelines to adhere to when it came to using the heater. He'd also probably charge a lot for rent since he's used to living outside and would consider housing a luxury.

What a douche.



Indoors too often,
Adam.

If Adam was having relationship troubles in 1895 and just caught his girlfriend cheating on him, he'd say the following to her two-timing ass:

HOW DARE YOU?! Why, you're worse than the yellow journalism of Pulitzer and Hearst!


Woman may be flirty, but I'm QWERTY,
Adam

If Adam was having relationship troubles in 1999 and was also in elementary school, he'd say the following to the girl he liked:

Girl, you're my Pidgeotto -- I choose you!



Better than Ash, Brock and Misty combined,
Adam.

Survey for Love

Hunger Strike:


Romantic? or Psychotic?




Starving for a kiss,
Adam.