I set very high goals for myself as a child. 1) Get a dog. 2) Get an in-ground pool. 3) Get a house that includes stairs. (basements do NOT count!) and 4) Meet Hulk Hogan.
I never lost that Hulkamaniac inside of me. He stayed strong saying his prayers, taking his vitamins, training (well not really), and believing in himself (also not really). But nonetheless he stayed strong. And finally the week of my 26th birthday I shall meet the Icon Hulk Hogan at a local Barnes & Noble.
Tomorrow is the day. I'm more excited than when Marty Jannety returned after having Shawn Michael's smash his face into glass at the Barbershop corner, I'm more dazzled than the "Million Dollar Man," Bobby "the Brain" Heenan, and Andre combined when they saw Miss Elizabeth remove her skirt at SummerSlam, and dare I say more pumped than when the Hulkster body slammed Andre the Giant at WreslteMania III.
How will this turn out? I'd like to say "epic" but that's an understatement.
Part 2 comes tomorrow.
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