Dream Job #1

"Through the force, things you will see." -Yoda

Dream job #1 is most certainly a pipe dream. And I know what you're all thinking: "Adam, I thought you hate Jedi and love the Sith?" True. But the Sith have the rule I hate which is "there can only be two." (thanks for nothing Darth Bane!!) Jedi at least have an academy where you can be trained to use the force. Plus the Sith love scouting new blood by corrupting Jedi, so by becoming a Jedi a Sith Lord or Apprentice may approach me and ask for me to join their cause (obviously my new master and I would have to slay the other Sith member to keep the rule of two.)

Now you are probably wondering why my #1 dream job is not "comedic writer" or "part of a successful sketch troupe." And that is because I truly believe that those two goals (especially the former) are most certainly attainable by me, and I'd also like to not consider them "dream jobs."

Thanks so much for reading this week and may the force be with you.

-adam.