A Non-Existent Organ in an Extinct Species

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

I (poorly) Mock Headlines

Katy Perry tweets: "I'm not pregnant." If I had a cell phone I'd tweet: "I don't care!"

Some industries will bounce back as the economy improves, but these jobs are likely gone forever; Jester, Steve Guttenberg impersonator, and filling in for Jay Leno.

Jennie Shapira's project, "The Cost of Silence: A Study Examining the 'Telling' Behavior of Victims of Bullying," earned her $1,000. And yet I got paid $0, for being spit on in 10th grade. NOTE: I never told on Paul.

Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles top Forbes' annual list of Hollywood's top-earning couples. See which other Tinseltown twosomes bring in the biggest bucks! After seeing this list, I can only assume that Donnie and Marie Osmond weren't picked because they are family.

Sorry. My jokes are bland at best lately. Uhgghghghghghgh...
Posted by Adam Mancuso at 8:35 AM
Labels: Beyonce, Donnie Osmond, Forbes, Jay Leno, Jay-Z, Katy Perry, Marie Osmond, Steve Guttenberg, Twitter

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