Yahoo's Top Ten Dating Tips: He's Not the One

Yahoo has a Top Ten Dating Tips: He's Not the One posted today and I can't help but be confused over a few of them:

3. You avoid conflict at any cost. This is actually you being a great mate. Seriously, your boyfriend has no need to be a shitty one, if you're doing everything right.

5. One of you is struggling with an addiction. If his addiction is "being a shitty boyfriend," then you guys are in some serious trouble.

9. You're not attracted to him. Then why are you with him? What are you drunk 24/7? If so, then perhaps you suffer from #5.

10. On paper he seems great, but you have this strange feeling... Of course, everyone on paper is a level 16 Wizard, but in real life we are all lazy geeks who never actually gained all that experience sitting around for hours slaying imaginary beasts with enchanted swords while being beeped by our mom that it's time to go home. I told you, Mom, I won't come home until I get the Armour of Confidence!

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