A blog where I will try my best to extract a chuckle from you. During our tremendous downtime I may also dabble in deep, nerdy discussions that range from The Battle of the Nile to the Battle of Hoth!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
In my day, everybody got on TV!
Now watch as I only speak to Mark McGrath after the producer specifically told me and the other contestant to feel free and flirt with the lady host.
Sexing it up to the wrong crowd,
Adam.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Proof of my being a Celebrity!
I'm a STAR!
There's an inspector who keeps hounding me of my whereabouts in regards to July 20th 2009. Well here you are Inspector Cornelius Finch! I hope you're happy, making me show this to people who will now think that I am just bragging.
I try so hard to be a modest celeb and now I'll just end up looking as desperate as Tori Spelling. Although I'd like to think that my real fans understand me. Thanks Mom; even though you recently "accidentally" deleted the recording from our IO box. I swear, sometimes she can be real catty!
MEOW!
-a.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
I Have a New Best Friend!
Yesterday I was on a game show called Head2Head on Spike TV. It’s a 2 minute game show that has 2 strangers compete via internet against one another in pop culture trivia for the sweet prize of $500 (before taxes). I cannot (and shall not) reveal the denouement of this 2 minute battle of wits before the eyes of Mark McGrath (that’s right, Mr. Sugar Ray himself). But I will say that I achieved a new occupation, and that is: “TV Personality.”
So I apologize Mom, but I will not be taking the garbage out like you’ve asked (and nagged) all morning long. For I am a TV Personality, and as such, I cannot risk causing harm to my nationally entertaining body.
Also I would like to give a shout out to my new best friend: Mark McGrath. “Hey Buddy!”
-adam.