Proof of my being a Celebrity!

I'm a STAR!

There's an inspector who keeps hounding me of my whereabouts in regards to July 20th 2009. Well here you are Inspector Cornelius Finch! I hope you're happy, making me show this to people who will now think that I am just bragging.

I try so hard to be a modest celeb and now I'll just end up looking as desperate as Tori Spelling. Although I'd like to think that my real fans understand me. Thanks Mom; even though you recently "accidentally" deleted the recording from our IO box. I swear, sometimes she can be real catty!

MEOW!

-a.