Lindsay Lohan has been freed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like I can finally get some well needed sleep tonight, knowing that my Lil' Lindsay is safe from harm's way.

Thank you, America!

-a.

Rally for the Parent Trap remake star.

Digg.com had this dispicable news to report.

I don't believe people cared this much about Nelson Mandela.

I hate all of you who march for her, please find something better to do.

-a.

Fresh Baked Celebrity Gossip! MMMMmmmmm...

I am sick and tired of having to hear the latest gossip and rumors of my favorite celebrities. That is why I have decided to just invent my own rumors and watch them spread faster than any bullet pattern in ESPGaluda!

First up Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was spotted at Bea Arthur's funeral this weekend and suffice to say, LL farted. She claimed it was an innocent case of “Beer Gas” but Orson Wells feels different.

(NOTE: In my universe of Celebrity Gossip, when a star dies another star is reborn for only a day and a half)

Orson claims that Lindsay has “gone too far”. One can only wonder if he means with her career or with her smelly style of socializing.

I got to chat with the once late Orson Wells in his final moments (remember the day and a half rule). Orson said that he spent most of his second time on Earth trying to help people remember that he is not the same as H.G. Wells.

So please folks remember that Orson Wells was in Citizen Kane! H.G. Wells was not!

We miss you (again) Orson. OH! and Bea. But I’m sure we’ll see you when Ashton Kutcher slips on a banana peel and surprisingly dies of heat exhaustion. Enjoy that little rumor Hollywood, Earth, UNIVERSE!

-a.