Oscar Worthy

I never considered myself an actor. I think that if I ever did any attempt at acting that wasn't for comedy that it would be the worst performance ever given... unless of course I was in an episode of LOST.

You see, I'm certain that if I was ever cast in an episode of that show that I would give an outstanding performance, simply because I want to believe the characters and situations are real. So if you have me play the role of someone who will stop at nothing to press the button every 108 minutes, then that is my new goal in life, period! I would live it and it would rock.

I'm sure the cast wouldn't want to hang with the psycho who keeps wearing his DHARMA suit off set, but whatever, I know that I'd be having a kick ass time.

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-a.

Oscar Aftershocks

Gosh, I don't know about you guys but I still have chills from Oscar night. I've gotten very little sleep since that star-studded event. I just can't get the image of Sandra Bullock's gorgeous dress and even more gorgeous Oscar out of my mind. Same goes for you too, Katheryn Bigelow.

If I ever had the glorious chance to meet you, Miss Katheryn Bigelow, I'd have to ask if there's any relation to Bam Bam. Same goes for you too, Sandra Bullock.

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adam.

Oscar Buzz!

Last night I watched two episodes of the Critic and a match between Big Van Vader and Cactus Jack (from Saturday Night 4/17/1993) and not once did I think of tuning in to the Oscars.

Now, I don't watch award shows because I hate main stream things (Dad!!!) or because I'm too cool (believe me, my bookshelf will kill that hypothesis). I just don't care about new movies, or what actors won what and why.

I pretty much like 10 or so films. Here they are:

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
Mulholland Drive
Ed Wood
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Reservoir Dogs
Shawshank Redemption
The Hudsucker Proxy

If an award show movies doesn't discuss these films then I'm not interested in it. Screw you, modern day!

-a.