TMZzzzzzzz...

Another Wednesday filled fill visiting my grandmother at her nursing home. We sat, ate lunch gabbed and oh yeah: couldn't help but overhear TMZ blaring from her roommates TV set.

I've never seen nor heard a moment from this show (but knew of its existence) and let me tell you this show flat out sucks--unless you love hearing stupid gossip about random celebs and seeing shaky videos of them not in make-up then buck up for a good time.

Today's episode spoke of a Dance Off at a bowling alley between the two hottest (young) stars out there: The Karate Kid; Jaden Smith and the Canadian Kid; Justin Bieber. Before you all assume that the roundhousing spawn of the Fresh Prince won this competition let me put the rumors to bed and let you all know that the boy beneath the coif--Justin Bieber--stole the show with a moonwalk on one of the lanes. Now that takes talent, and I should know since I once slipped the moment my foot went over the line. Then the girl I liked at the time (and all of our friends) laughed hysterically at me for a long, long, long time.

Cursing Bieber's bowling alley moves,
Adam.

I failed Tuesday

I missed posting yesterday due to my family's annual trip to the water park Splish Splash. Normally I'm a bit defeated when I miss a post here but I'm just glad that I didn't ignore ol' Wednesday.

Since today is the day I usually deny a post, I figured that I'd celebrate by posting. Now, most of you will probably perceive this post as mundane and uninformative and I resent that. You see, I feel as if this post is important because I will now reveal to you all the cure for the common cold:

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Just inhale through your nose--the hair follicles inside of it capture dirt--and exhale out of your mouth. Also, try your best to avoid germs and people who are sick, becoming sick, or just coming over a sickness.

-Dr. Adam.

Why do I always neglect Wednesday posts?

I'm never truly busy on Wednesdays, and yet every "hump day" (I hate that phrase) I completely forget that I maintain a blog.

Let's hope I'm a lot better at being a dad if/when that ever happens. For those readers who don't actually know about my life outside of this blog, you probably assume never.

Well I'm off to box up a board game that I'm trading for other board games, then I'll rack my brain for the remainder of the night trying to fathom what a naked woman looks like.

-a.