I missed posting yesterday due to my family's annual trip to the water park Splish Splash. Normally I'm a bit defeated when I miss a post here but I'm just glad that I didn't ignore ol' Wednesday.
Since today is the day I usually deny a post, I figured that I'd celebrate by posting. Now, most of you will probably perceive this post as mundane and uninformative and I resent that. You see, I feel as if this post is important because I will now reveal to you all the cure for the common cold:
SPOILER WARNING!!! (scroll to the bottom if you dare)
Just inhale through your nose--the hair follicles inside of it capture dirt--and exhale out of your mouth. Also, try your best to avoid germs and people who are sick, becoming sick, or just coming over a sickness.
-Dr. Adam.
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Showing posts with label splish splash. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Episode IV: A New Hope
Hey all!
So I finally decided to not be so lazy and really start up a blog so as that I have some sort of writing samples in case I ever need to show them, and to keep flexing my writing muscle (don't take off your shirts yet ladies).
I honestly have nothing to really express here thus far, I'm sort of just doing this as an introductory post. So....ummm...Oh I recent-No! wait, you guys probably know that about me already. OH-no...never mind, that's barely exciting to anyone who isn't me. Dang writing a blog is hard.
Sooooo today I went to "Splish-Splash!" with my family (yes Adam, people like this, it's...relate able) and it was very packed there (keep going) . After lunch we split up and I went on some rides with my Uncle Lenny (oh yea story is building to a climax...punch it Chewie!) and we saw Amy Fischer on line for the Mammoth River ride! (Success, you've just got yourself some frequent bloggers for life!).
I didn't have my glasses on, but when I squinted I was 92% sure that it was Amy Fischer the other 8% goes to Tammy Pescatelli. I told my Uncle that we should take a picture and sell it to NEWSDAY but that requires effort for some talentless woman who got famous for "Attempted Murder". PSSSssshhh! She couldn't even pull off the job. Had she been in the mob she'd be so blacklisted from all the fine italian eateries in the tri-state area.
OK well this introductory post has taken a wild turn from "Hi, I'm Adam!" to me mocking failures who get the public's attention thanks to the public's warm embrace for vices.
So in closing....lates!
-a.
So I finally decided to not be so lazy and really start up a blog so as that I have some sort of writing samples in case I ever need to show them, and to keep flexing my writing muscle (don't take off your shirts yet ladies).
I honestly have nothing to really express here thus far, I'm sort of just doing this as an introductory post. So....ummm...Oh I recent-No! wait, you guys probably know that about me already. OH-no...never mind, that's barely exciting to anyone who isn't me. Dang writing a blog is hard.
Sooooo today I went to "Splish-Splash!" with my family (yes Adam, people like this, it's...relate able) and it was very packed there (keep going) . After lunch we split up and I went on some rides with my Uncle Lenny (oh yea story is building to a climax...punch it Chewie!) and we saw Amy Fischer on line for the Mammoth River ride! (Success, you've just got yourself some frequent bloggers for life!).
I didn't have my glasses on, but when I squinted I was 92% sure that it was Amy Fischer the other 8% goes to Tammy Pescatelli. I told my Uncle that we should take a picture and sell it to NEWSDAY but that requires effort for some talentless woman who got famous for "Attempted Murder". PSSSssshhh! She couldn't even pull off the job. Had she been in the mob she'd be so blacklisted from all the fine italian eateries in the tri-state area.
OK well this introductory post has taken a wild turn from "Hi, I'm Adam!" to me mocking failures who get the public's attention thanks to the public's warm embrace for vices.
So in closing....lates!
-a.
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