Dream Job #5

I have decided to do another week long theme for my blog. This week's theme is "Dream Jobs." Each day I shall discuss one of my top five dream jobs here in my blog. Now away we go!

Private Detective

Yep, I want this job bad. The problem is that I am not willing to put in the time to achieve this position. I also do not care for the late nights, and oh yea the DANGER! But when I picture myself having this job it is so awesome.

I wear a trench coat, I drink tons of coffee and I have a day old pizza in the box sitting on my desk. Then someone walks into my office and asks for assistance. While investigating said case, it turns out to be an X-File, and I do not get eaten by the werewolf in the end.

Sounds neat, huh? It is. But sadly I know it's fiction. I know that even if I did get a case that I'd be caught by whoever I had to spy on and be beaten, stabbed or shot. Surprisingly enough, I am a fan of any of those.

But thanks to the great show Bored to Death, I can see a writer who moonlights as a part time investigator with no credentials. Boy I wish I thought up that plot for a show. Thanks Jonathon Ames for preventing me from following through with a kooky dream job that will only get me killed.

-a.

I'm a Traitor to Myself.

Growing up I watched an astronomical amount of TV. If it was a cartoon, I was there. If it was what I perceived as a funny sitcom, I was there. But the days of Stunt Dawgs, Empty Nest, and Wings couldn't last forever. Sure I had Seinfeld, News Radio, and Batman the Animated series to keep me company when I lost my original old friends but it wasn't enough. So when high school ended so did my TV viewing. It dropped steadily until around 2003 or so where all I watched were DVD's (pretty much just the Star Wars and Matrix trilogies). When someone would ask: "Hey, do you watch that show where people eat bugs?" I could proudly say that not only did I not watch that show, but television as a whole could not capture my attention. I was proud to rebuke such an absolute in 98% of America's lives.

I was watching two shows Arrested Development, and the Office. Life was good. It was simple. But then I decided years later to aspire to be a comedic writer for TV, movies or another medium that I couldn't stand. At first it was simple and innocent: "I'll write a spec script for the Office, because I already watch and like that show." But then it snowballed: "I happened to catch an episode of Big Bang Theory, and it was really funny. I'll write a spec script of it, and I'll need to watch the show to stay current, and obviously laugh - which is an awesome fringe benefit."

After the Office, and before Big Bang Theory, I fell for the greatest show ever...LOST. It was natural for me to obsess over this outstanding show. It gives you little hints, and features such cool things as: bunkers, creepy cabins, time-travel, and cool jumpsuits! But after viewing that I wondered if I would like Flash Forward. So I TiVo that now -have yet to see it- I also watch Heroes, Community, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bored to Death, Parks & Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and The Colbert Report.

Fastforward to this morning, I mentioned a great show to a friend and realized the number of TV shows I now watch has breached 3. So if I find the time to get away from my computer or TV set and meet up with a person who asks me: "Hey! Have you seen the season premiere of Big Bang Theory?" I must sadly reply with: "Yes I have, and I'm glad I have something to watch after Heroes."