Showing posts with label Jabba the Hutt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jabba the Hutt. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I got $200 on the North!

If you ignored the article on Anne Hathaway's new hair and found this one, I applaud you for not being a douche.

Apparently some PA citizens are all for a casino to be built in Gettysburg, but they seem to not understand how rabid and obsessive Civil War preservationists are. They are second to only Star Wars nerds. Which makes me so proud to assume that this may be the one time that people with power (a.k.a. greedy people) will lose to knowledgeable geeks. Analogy = C-3P0 defeating Jabba the Hutt. Yeah, it's pretty hard to imagine and believe.

Muskets over money,
Adam.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Hotter than Tatooine


Found this awesome link on Digg.com

It contains sexy pics of Star Wars sand sculptures. Kudos to all involved, but I must give my personal approval to the two sculptures of Jabba. It's just too apropos for the sand.

On that note--Happy Father's Day, dads!
-a.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Well, I finally Found 1 Place to Never Visit in the Star Wars Universe

A bunch of old, skanky women decided to pervert Star Wars and re-imagine a host of characters as old and skanky (work with what you know). They have tainted the following characters:
C-3Po
Princess Leia (in her slave outfit -- surprise!)
Jabba the Hutt
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
and a Stormtrooper (they never specify if it's Corporal Drazin, Trooper Davin Felth or TK-421 -- or 422 for that matter)

I've never understood when people decide to slut up something (like Simpson porn) but this is mind boggling. Why ruin something that is already hanging by a thread thanks to it's greedy and moronic creator? Let sleeping gundarks lie, am I right?