Curse you, Titanic!!!!!....STILL!!!!!!!

Things are quiet over here. Not much to do or say after you celebrated your 100th post three days ago. Nothing new in the news either; Jets lost, and people are buzzing about Avatar still.

Apparently Avatar is only $2 million behind James Cameron's other boring movie; Titanic, and the Americas cannot stop gossiping about it.

Is there anyone who is still mourning the sad fact that Titanic beat out Star Wars all those years ago? Am I the only Snow Trooper who stayed behind on Hoth?

Echo Base is a lonely place when you got nothing but Wampas hanging about.

I'm A Hacker's Worst Enemy

Imperva, a company who makes software for blocking hackers, says that they've been tracking PC users passwords since the 90's and most people use the same lame PW's. Here are a few:

123456
12345
123456789
password
iloveyou
princess

The list of boring and banal passwords continues on and on. Now if a hacker would want to hack my account(s) he/she would get nowhere fast. For you see, I am a nerd and my passwords aren't even real words or phrases of this world. Also my Yahoo account is impenetrable, I cannot say why on my blog, but if you see me on the street ask, if I'm feeling sprinty I'll theek. ;)

Credit for Yahoo's article here (if you'd like to read this and not laugh)

YIPPY! This has been my 100th post! I couldn't have done it without my God given talent and occasional two readers. Thank you so much!

-a.

This Is Who We Are

Yes, I am pursuing comedy/script writing. Yes, what I'm about to post of was not on my top 5 dream jobs list (see earlier blog entries). Yes, it's totally awesome!

Super Pal Chontel and I have started a "musical" project ("musical" is used very loosely). The name of our project is This Is Who We Are (Millennium reference) and we will be recording synth and chinese flute over sound clips from our favorite sci-fi shows (e.g. Twilight Zone, LOST, Millennium, X-Files, Twin Peaks, etc.).

If you like poor musicianship, over cool sound clips, then this "music" is for you.

This Is Who We Are

Nickelodeon Fellowship induces headaches!!!

Is anyone else out there trying to write up a nice resume and bio about yourself? Possibly sitting with their three "finished" specs each day trying to decipher which one is best? It's so annoying, but oh, so worth it. And this is only my first fellowship!

Perhaps someone who writes and stumbles across my site could help. Here are my specs and the pros and cons of each:

The Office: My first one. I feel it has the most jokes, but sadly doesn't have enough room for me to update it with Jim being a co-manager with Michael.

Big Bang Theory: My second spec (and favorite). But it is outdated thanks to Leonard and Howard's current storyline! And my spec has NOTHING if I try to adapt it to the current story for them.

Modern Family: My latest one, so I'm partial to it. Sadly, I think I may have Jay be too "mean" when talking to Mitchell. I'm trying to fix that but other things seem to crumble, and I fear that I should be trimming/punching my Office or Big bang Theory specs.

I just cannot seem to focus.

I'm also looking for 1/2" and/or 3/4" brass fasteners. If anyone finds a website that carries both, it would be greatly appreciated for you to send a link (note: I check daily).

Besides the specs themselves I need to write up why I'm diverse in 25 words or less, and other items such as that.

This will be worth it though, when I'm a finalist living in LA (positive thinking!!!!)


frazzled,
adam.

Rihanna and I are just like that.

After a tough year, Rihanna starts fresh with a new friend, lots of smiles, and a new 'do. After my tough year of unemployment, I completely forgot that yesterday was Monday, and never updated the blog. I guess you're the Yin to my Yang, Rihanna.

What a crazy start to the middle of the first month.

Day Dreamin'

"If I was a lion tamer, I'd so want to branch out of my field into newer (and more dangerous) horizons."

That was the old me - don't believe me, just ask my friend Jeff the lightning tamer. Oh, wait, you can't - because he's dead!

I (poorly) Mock Headlines

Katy Perry tweets: "I'm not pregnant." If I had a cell phone I'd tweet: "I don't care!"

Some industries will bounce back as the economy improves, but these jobs are likely gone forever; Jester, Steve Guttenberg impersonator, and filling in for Jay Leno.

Jennie Shapira's project, "The Cost of Silence: A Study Examining the 'Telling' Behavior of Victims of Bullying," earned her $1,000. And yet I got paid $0, for being spit on in 10th grade. NOTE: I never told on Paul.

Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles top Forbes' annual list of Hollywood's top-earning couples. See which other Tinseltown twosomes bring in the biggest bucks! After seeing this list, I can only assume that Donnie and Marie Osmond weren't picked because they are family.

Sorry. My jokes are bland at best lately. Uhgghghghghghgh...