Talented AND Respectable?!?!

I know that I am totally tardy to the party (that will be the final time I say that... I promise) but I'm now a huge 30 Rock fan and an even bigger Tina Fey fan. Her writing is simply awesome and I absolutely believe her acting when in character as Liz Lemon. Also, I recently read that she has apparently only had sex with one man in her whole life and that is her husband. Thank you so much, Mrs. Fey, for being the absolute opposite of a Kardashian.

Of course your talent bearing self will most certainly miss out on getting your own reality show on E! but isn't that also worth it in the end? Everyone but Ryan Seacrest may answer!


Never leaving the party that I was originally tardy to,
Adam.

Burt Reynolds Banthas and Banjos

Since the Banjo instrument is synonymous with Duelin' Banjos (the theme from Deliverance), is it also synonymous with forced sodomy? If so, then I wonder if banjo players across the globe spend their downtime wishing that John Williams scored The Empire Strikes Back with a banjo. Of course then the Banjo would be synonymous with incest. Although, orchestras are not synonymous with incest and they were in fact used to score The Empire Strikes Back.

Perhaps the problem here is just the banjo.

Oh well.


Low on ideas,
Adam.

Joan Jett loves Rock 'n' Roll 4EVA

And now a lesson of love through history using the "If/Then" formula:

--February 6, 1982--
Joan Jett releases the hit song I Love Rock and Roll.

--June 25, 1988--
Joan Jett releases the hit song I Hate Myself for Loving You.

Now, IF Marie Osmond is a little Country and her brother, Donnie Osmond, is a little bit Rock and Roll THEN one can only assume that it took Joan Jett six years to hate Donnie Osmond. Whereas it only took me two seconds into that awful song.



Not giving a damn about my bad reputation,
Adam.

And now a post for only the Ophthalmalogists scouring the internet

I love my hip hop as much as the next white guy who watches re-runs of How I Met Your Mother and if I was held at gunpoint, I'd have to say that my favorite member of TLC is OS.

HIYO!

Aint 2 Proud 2 Beg,
Adam.

The Clash: Invested in Wood$tock

Today while driving to class, I saw a Monte Carlo with vanity plates that read: "WDSTCK69." And I got to say, it just didn't make sense nor seem right. Hippies can't be Yuppies.


Stylin' and Profilin' while Drivin' and blastin' Paul Simon,
Adam.

Ironic or Expected?

Each Sunday my incredibly Italian and hungry parents like to have a large dessert after dinner. Today was no exception as they urged me to go to the bakery and pick up a lot of unnecessary sweets. I caved in after hearing my dad share in my desire for some pumpkin pie.

While waiting for the young girl to finish my order I realized that the radio was playing Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard and couldn't help but question if it was considered ironic or expected for a bakery to be playing that tune.


With bear claws for hands,
Adam.

If a Snowman was my Landlord

If a snowman was my landlord, he'd have strict guidelines to adhere to when it came to using the heater. He'd also probably charge a lot for rent since he's used to living outside and would consider housing a luxury.

What a douche.



Indoors too often,
Adam.