How could you, Peter Murphy!?

I've been informed that Peter Murphy (the beyond awesome front man of Bauhaus and the band Peter Murphy) is in the latest movie for the Twilight Saga (Eclipse). This is quite upsetting. Now thirteen year old girls and their out of touch mothers will know of Peter Murphy for all the wrong reasons. They'll know him from being a Cold One (or is it the Cold One?). When he should be known for his brutal yet outstanding screams and Bowie-esque vocals.

Sorry for being a fanboy,
Adam.

Summit has gone too far!

Digg.com showed me this ridiculous article on Summit Entertainment, and how they are suing and shutting down most companies for using stock photos of the Twilight movie franchise.

" The law may be on Summit's side in some cases, but the spirit of what the company is doing -- shutting down almost anyone referencing Twilight without its permission -- shows the shortcomings in how we understand and interpret copyright law. "






So in the spirit of me trying my best to bother people:






























TEAM JACOB!!!

Twilight ruins marriages?

Yahoo had an article today about how some marriages got a bit "rocky" because one of the spouses got a little too into the Twilight series and characters.

And everyone's blaming some goth wannabe skank for breaking up Sandra Bullock and her hubby, Jesse James, when in fact it was all Edward's fault.

Team Jacob for life--sorry, dear.

-a.

Yahoo's Top 10 Searches for 2009

10) Runescape: Apparently there is a free Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game or "MMORPG" (now you know--Dad!). Normally I'm against most new games because by default they suck, but I really appreciate the free aspect of this game. I don't play it, and no, not because I think I'm too cool for it. Why, just before I decided to write today's entry, I was researching HeroQuest.

9) NASCAR: Hahahahahahahahaha...

8) Kim Kardashian: I've already blogged my dislike toward this useless lady, but Yahoo claims people are Googling (is that possible?) her. Why they would want to waste their time reading up on her instead of reading my words is beyond me. I honestly cannot get over that she is a top 10 search subject. Shame on you America.

7) American Idol: It's seriously so hard to not have all of these share the same comment I put for #9. Judging from #8, it is safe to assume that America loves to research useless people.

6) Naruto: Hahahahahahahahahaha...seriously? I still think I'm cooler for researching a "dead" board game earlier!!!

5) Britney Spears: Still? Is America still that interested in her? Come on guys.

4) Megan Fox: I have yet to see a film of hers, but I can assure you as well as myself that it sucks. I don't see the whole hubbub about her. Her tattoos disgust me, but if I have to fill in a score card for her, I'd be forced to fill in something positive about her eyes. That's it!

3) WWE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this list must be a joke. Quick history lesson, I loved wrestling from 87-91 maybe 92. Then I learned it was fake and Hogan wasn't around much so I ditched it. Came back in 98 and absolutely loved the art of it until 2000~2001. It's been a joke since. No wrestlers take risks anymore (thanks Vince) people like Rey Mysterio Jr. who were unbelievable in the 90's are no longer making jaws drop. It's sad. Now if #3 was FMW then yea, I could understand that. Thanks again America, enjoy watching John Cena bitch about not getting as good a parking spot as Randy Orton come Wrestlemania 26.

2) Twilight Saga: I don't see it. Yes, vampires are cool, and yes, Dawnson's Creek is cool, but they should never be mixed. Twilight sucks...get it? I wonder how many dad's said that terrible joke while waiting on the midnight showing line at the movies. My guess is "a lot."

1) Michael Jackson: if he didn't die he'd not be on this list. So Yahoo has taught me a few things about being noticed by America; make a sex tape, have big tits, or die.

I can make a sex tape, and die, but getting myself a nice rack may be tough to pull off, especially if they get in my way of typing what I'm aiming to be the top search of 2010; HeroQuest. 20 years late is a lot better than being popular for only this year--right Kim?

-a.

Eclipsed by New Moon

I have finally finished my vampire series Bela Lugosi's First Date, and it is eclipsed (no pun intended) by the theatrical release of New Moon. I have been busting my hump to get these final pages to my editor (Gregory Hoffman) and now he says he can't revise them today because he, his 6 year old daughter and his 21 year old son have plans to see the midnight showing of New Moon.

Come on! I have written pages upon pages of Bela Lugosi in high school wanting to be an actor, but secretly knowing that he is an agent of the undead, and has a crush on non other than the ghoulish cheerleader!!! I have also planned out a fantastic board game where you play the role of any of your favorite characters (the Ghoulish Cheerleader "Gina," the Mummified Quarterback "Jake," the Mad Earth Scientist "Prof. Bumble," and of course "Bela Lugosi") and you roll a D6 (6 sided die) and move that many spaces and draw cards, and buy properties such as: B&O Graveyard Railroad, Water Works of Doom, Broadway Bat Cave, and so on. But now that my book's publication has been pushed, back your children will have to wait until fall of next year to read and play these delightful creations of mine.

Thanks for nothing, Stephanie Meyer. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to write a cross-over series where my characters kick the crap out of your characters, and my editor in this tale will not see your movie, but see "Shanghai Night" because it happens to be a good film, not a crappy book turned to crappy film.

Hmph!