Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mad Cow? Never heard of it.

Why is it that Polio Pioneers are still regaled and respected? You think the first guy to get and be cured of Mad Cow had any fame? No. And it’s probably because society has no attention span anymore. Look at movies; when I was a kid I remember movies being 2 to 2 ½ hours long. Now; comedies run 90 and sometimes 80 minutes, I could watch 3 episodes of the office on DVD instead (which is cheaper than taking someone to the movies).

Inversely, the radio plays songs that are much longer than the traditional 3 minutes and 5 seconds, but the songs on the radio now suck much, much more than ever. (And I hate classic rock) Now, we spoon feed 14 year olds stardom for 9 weeks then they are forgotten. When was the last time any of you heard about High School Musical? They had to churn out a fast trilogy because people lose interest so quickly – I know that I did… I mean that my nephew did.

So what was I speaking about again? Oh yea, kudos to all you Polio Pioneers, thank you. And to the Mad Cow guy… well… better luck next time.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Lewd Law?

Digg.com had this to say about Jennifer LaPenta wearing a lewd shirt in court yesterday (which got her arrested). The shirt said "I have the (slang for female body part) so I make the rules."

More power to you, Jennifer. This reminds me of the time that I wore a homemade shirt for jury duty and got escorted out by three boys in blue. They felt my shirt was "too offensive." Really? Well if a shirt that reads; "**** Yourself, 'Honorable' Judge ******-*** Hendenmeir" is offensive, then I don't know what isn't. Oh, and on the back I had a picture me ****-******* his maternal parents while ******* on his over due bills.

Fight the good fight Jennifer, let "the man" know that this is 2010 and certainly not 1984!

-************* Adam.

NOTE: I'm legally not allowed to reproduce the words, and images on that shirt ever again, hence the censoring that "the man" forced me to do until the end of my days... or his ;)

Friday, May 7, 2010

New post?

Too busy to actually post. My time has been eaten up by burning DVD's and painting my WarHammer models.

-a.

See you all next week.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

American Idol ratings are going quick

Yahoo has an article on this like it's a mystery. The loss of ratings are not caused by the absence of Adam Lambert, or even Sanjaya. It's because of Miss Paula Abdul.

I knew this show would hit rock bottom someday, I just didn't think that America needed to see how badly they/we needed Paula around to keep us viewing.

The powers that be at AI are cold hearted snakes for letting her go.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

It's Cinco de Mayo Time!

Today is Cinco de Mayo (or May fifth for those of you who don't get Spanish Mathematics), and this day celebrates the unlikely victory that Mexico scored against the French in 1862.

More importantly than that; I used to do a weekly open mic at a crumby bar/restaurant called (that's right, you guessed it) Cinco de Mayo!

Here's a link to a vid of me performing there!

I chose this "poor" performance because yesterday was my parent's 32nd anniversary, and in my card to them I referenced this performance (the part where I lie down and weep to the Smiths). If you listen closely you can tell that my parents are quite confused over what I am trying to accomplish which was surprisingly rare since they like more straight forward comedy, yet genuinely appreciate what I do... 90% of the time.

HA!

-a.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Well, I finally Found 1 Place to Never Visit in the Star Wars Universe

A bunch of old, skanky women decided to pervert Star Wars and re-imagine a host of characters as old and skanky (work with what you know). They have tainted the following characters:
C-3Po
Princess Leia (in her slave outfit -- surprise!)
Jabba the Hutt
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
and a Stormtrooper (they never specify if it's Corporal Drazin, Trooper Davin Felth or TK-421 -- or 422 for that matter)

I've never understood when people decide to slut up something (like Simpson porn) but this is mind boggling. Why ruin something that is already hanging by a thread thanks to it's greedy and moronic creator? Let sleeping gundarks lie, am I right?

Monday, May 3, 2010

Get those specs ready!

The Warner Brothers workshop is accepting submissions starting May 1st through June 1st!

LINK!

Time to get nervous and re-write and re-write and re-write...