I'm currently trying to fight off a cold and I've been swigging back some airborne and I do believe that this stuff works. If you can get past the dusty, muddy look of the "Zesty Orange" tablet, and if you can handle the flavor of watered down, crappy orange juice, than you can enjoy the 1,667% of Vitamin C that each tablet gives you of your daily requirement. NOTE: It also gives you a ton of other stuff that's good for you.
So whether you're sick or just sick of tasty drinks that give you ZERO vitamins, then bottoms up!
-a.
PS No, I am not a sponsor or spokesman for Airborne. I just like it.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
As the World Turns (we miss "As the World Turns")
Are you kidding me, CBS?! You're canceling As The World Turns? Now what am I left to watch? The Bold and Beautiful? The Young and the Restless? First Guiding Light and now this?!
My grandmother and I are furious, CBS!
FURIOUS!!!!
This is a worse turn of events than when Kirk Anderson was dealing with that no good swindler; Umberto Malzone. Kirk felt so betrayed that he had murderous thoughts regarding Umberto. But Samantha discovered his evil scheme, so he kidnapped her, then that damn John Stenbeck shot dear Kirk and went to jail (where he belonged in the first place - bastard!).
See, I'll no longer have new memories of my favorite new characters like Carly or Rosanna. I'm left with old memories of worlds once turned. Curse you, CBS. I hope your ratings match how I feel; low.
ATWT FAN 4-LIFE,
adam.
My grandmother and I are furious, CBS!
FURIOUS!!!!
This is a worse turn of events than when Kirk Anderson was dealing with that no good swindler; Umberto Malzone. Kirk felt so betrayed that he had murderous thoughts regarding Umberto. But Samantha discovered his evil scheme, so he kidnapped her, then that damn John Stenbeck shot dear Kirk and went to jail (where he belonged in the first place - bastard!).
See, I'll no longer have new memories of my favorite new characters like Carly or Rosanna. I'm left with old memories of worlds once turned. Curse you, CBS. I hope your ratings match how I feel; low.
ATWT FAN 4-LIFE,
adam.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Shoe Tying Wins game
Jarrett Jack, point guard, for the Raptors tied his shoe while in possession of the "rock," and no one on the Bulls team tried to stop him. They just watched in awe ("bunny-boy, bunny-boy, around the tree..."). Most Bulls fans are rather pissed and I don't blame them, because I can remember a time I won a chess match by dry heaving during my opponent's turn and his clock ran out of time. Sorry Vladamir, but you had it coming, buddy! Long story short, he was lynched by his home country...not my or my throat's fault.
Checkmate!
-Adam.
Friday, December 4, 2009
$ex $ell$
I'm a picky eater, but what I like to eat I could dine on everyday. Sadly for grapes with an AARP card, I don't eat raisins, they taste crappy to me. But all that's changed today!
I always thought I disliked raisins because they are just old, dried grapes. I now see that what Sun-Maid raisins were missing was a C-cup. I would eat her raisins all day.
Thank you, Sun-Maid, but next time you need to increase sales of your raisins you could add some chunks of bacon that feature sexy pigs with huge racks - mmmmmmmmmm...
-a.
I always thought I disliked raisins because they are just old, dried grapes. I now see that what Sun-Maid raisins were missing was a C-cup. I would eat her raisins all day.
Thank you, Sun-Maid, but next time you need to increase sales of your raisins you could add some chunks of bacon that feature sexy pigs with huge racks - mmmmmmmmmm...
-a.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Rock and/or Roll
My dad DVR'd the 25th Year Anniversary of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on Sunday, and finally got around to watching it yesterday. Now I'm completely against classic rock in all it's aged, druggie, and lame forms but - I have to complain about one thing in particular; Fergie.
Why the hell was she even there? Who invited her? I can't help but wonder if the Hall of Fame people sent out invites to tons of artists and whoever were the first 32 to RSVP were the ones who got to be booked.
My Uncle was complaining that Jimmy Paige wasn't there, and rightfully so. He fits in much more with Crosby, Stills and Nash than Fergie. Hell, even Annie Lennox "belonged" there. She at least has a history in the business. Ferg's been in it for like what - 4 years?
Anyway, what's really weird is that for their 50th anniversary they'll probably have crap like Fallout Boy, Maroon 5, and Backstreet Boys performing...sickening.
-a.
Why the hell was she even there? Who invited her? I can't help but wonder if the Hall of Fame people sent out invites to tons of artists and whoever were the first 32 to RSVP were the ones who got to be booked.
My Uncle was complaining that Jimmy Paige wasn't there, and rightfully so. He fits in much more with Crosby, Stills and Nash than Fergie. Hell, even Annie Lennox "belonged" there. She at least has a history in the business. Ferg's been in it for like what - 4 years?
Anyway, what's really weird is that for their 50th anniversary they'll probably have crap like Fallout Boy, Maroon 5, and Backstreet Boys performing...sickening.
-a.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Star Wars?
I don't understand how someone who creates an entire universe cannot keep track of the simple things within said universe. I was researching the status of the alleged Star Wars Live Action TV Series slated to be released 2012 (I remember when it was slated to be released 2010!!!) and I saw this quote from Mr. George Lucas himself:
"The Emperor and Darth Vader are heard about — people talk about them — but you never see them because it doesn't take place where they actually are. There are storm troopers and all that, but there are no Jedis [sic]."
Now I'm unsure what is worse; that I know George incorrectly pluralized "Jedi" or that he doesn't know that he did. If you look closer the person who jotted this quote down put a "[sic]" right next to "Jedis" so everyone but Mr. Lucas knows that he is wrong.
Wake up George!
In other news of Star Wars grammatical/spelling blunders, I cannot ignore that Brian Posehn mis-spelled "Wookiee" in the CD booklet for his album "Nerd Rage." Brian, you left off the second "E." No disrespect, I mean you do have a joke that references that Han shot first but just be mindful of the future (OH!). This was just a friendly observation followed by a "kudos!"
-a.
"The Emperor and Darth Vader are heard about — people talk about them — but you never see them because it doesn't take place where they actually are. There are storm troopers and all that, but there are no Jedis [sic]."
Now I'm unsure what is worse; that I know George incorrectly pluralized "Jedi" or that he doesn't know that he did. If you look closer the person who jotted this quote down put a "[sic]" right next to "Jedis" so everyone but Mr. Lucas knows that he is wrong.
Wake up George!
In other news of Star Wars grammatical/spelling blunders, I cannot ignore that Brian Posehn mis-spelled "Wookiee" in the CD booklet for his album "Nerd Rage." Brian, you left off the second "E." No disrespect, I mean you do have a joke that references that Han shot first but just be mindful of the future (OH!). This was just a friendly observation followed by a "kudos!"
-a.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Yahoo's Top 10 Searches for 2009
10) Runescape: Apparently there is a free Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game or "MMORPG" (now you know--Dad!). Normally I'm against most new games because by default they suck, but I really appreciate the free aspect of this game. I don't play it, and no, not because I think I'm too cool for it. Why, just before I decided to write today's entry, I was researching HeroQuest.
9) NASCAR: Hahahahahahahahaha...
8) Kim Kardashian: I've already blogged my dislike toward this useless lady, but Yahoo claims people are Googling (is that possible?) her. Why they would want to waste their time reading up on her instead of reading my words is beyond me. I honestly cannot get over that she is a top 10 search subject. Shame on you America.
7) American Idol: It's seriously so hard to not have all of these share the same comment I put for #9. Judging from #8, it is safe to assume that America loves to research useless people.
6) Naruto: Hahahahahahahahahaha...seriously? I still think I'm cooler for researching a "dead" board game earlier!!!
5) Britney Spears: Still? Is America still that interested in her? Come on guys.
4) Megan Fox: I have yet to see a film of hers, but I can assure you as well as myself that it sucks. I don't see the whole hubbub about her. Her tattoos disgust me, but if I have to fill in a score card for her, I'd be forced to fill in something positive about her eyes. That's it!
3) WWE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this list must be a joke. Quick history lesson, I loved wrestling from 87-91 maybe 92. Then I learned it was fake and Hogan wasn't around much so I ditched it. Came back in 98 and absolutely loved the art of it until 2000~2001. It's been a joke since. No wrestlers take risks anymore (thanks Vince) people like Rey Mysterio Jr. who were unbelievable in the 90's are no longer making jaws drop. It's sad. Now if #3 was FMW then yea, I could understand that. Thanks again America, enjoy watching John Cena bitch about not getting as good a parking spot as Randy Orton come Wrestlemania 26.
2) Twilight Saga: I don't see it. Yes, vampires are cool, and yes, Dawnson's Creek is cool, but they should never be mixed. Twilight sucks...get it? I wonder how many dad's said that terrible joke while waiting on the midnight showing line at the movies. My guess is "a lot."
1) Michael Jackson: if he didn't die he'd not be on this list. So Yahoo has taught me a few things about being noticed by America; make a sex tape, have big tits, or die.
I can make a sex tape, and die, but getting myself a nice rack may be tough to pull off, especially if they get in my way of typing what I'm aiming to be the top search of 2010; HeroQuest. 20 years late is a lot better than being popular for only this year--right Kim?
-a.
9) NASCAR: Hahahahahahahahaha...
8) Kim Kardashian: I've already blogged my dislike toward this useless lady, but Yahoo claims people are Googling (is that possible?) her. Why they would want to waste their time reading up on her instead of reading my words is beyond me. I honestly cannot get over that she is a top 10 search subject. Shame on you America.
7) American Idol: It's seriously so hard to not have all of these share the same comment I put for #9. Judging from #8, it is safe to assume that America loves to research useless people.
6) Naruto: Hahahahahahahahahaha...seriously? I still think I'm cooler for researching a "dead" board game earlier!!!
5) Britney Spears: Still? Is America still that interested in her? Come on guys.
4) Megan Fox: I have yet to see a film of hers, but I can assure you as well as myself that it sucks. I don't see the whole hubbub about her. Her tattoos disgust me, but if I have to fill in a score card for her, I'd be forced to fill in something positive about her eyes. That's it!
3) WWE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this list must be a joke. Quick history lesson, I loved wrestling from 87-91 maybe 92. Then I learned it was fake and Hogan wasn't around much so I ditched it. Came back in 98 and absolutely loved the art of it until 2000~2001. It's been a joke since. No wrestlers take risks anymore (thanks Vince) people like Rey Mysterio Jr. who were unbelievable in the 90's are no longer making jaws drop. It's sad. Now if #3 was FMW then yea, I could understand that. Thanks again America, enjoy watching John Cena bitch about not getting as good a parking spot as Randy Orton come Wrestlemania 26.
2) Twilight Saga: I don't see it. Yes, vampires are cool, and yes, Dawnson's Creek is cool, but they should never be mixed. Twilight sucks...get it? I wonder how many dad's said that terrible joke while waiting on the midnight showing line at the movies. My guess is "a lot."
1) Michael Jackson: if he didn't die he'd not be on this list. So Yahoo has taught me a few things about being noticed by America; make a sex tape, have big tits, or die.
I can make a sex tape, and die, but getting myself a nice rack may be tough to pull off, especially if they get in my way of typing what I'm aiming to be the top search of 2010; HeroQuest. 20 years late is a lot better than being popular for only this year--right Kim?
-a.
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