Fresh Baked Celebrity Gossip! MMMMmmmmm...

I am sick and tired of having to hear the latest gossip and rumors of my favorite celebrities. That is why I have decided to just invent my own rumors and watch them spread faster than any bullet pattern in ESPGaluda!

First up Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay was spotted at Bea Arthur's funeral this weekend and suffice to say, LL farted. She claimed it was an innocent case of “Beer Gas” but Orson Wells feels different.

(NOTE: In my universe of Celebrity Gossip, when a star dies another star is reborn for only a day and a half)

Orson claims that Lindsay has “gone too far”. One can only wonder if he means with her career or with her smelly style of socializing.

I got to chat with the once late Orson Wells in his final moments (remember the day and a half rule). Orson said that he spent most of his second time on Earth trying to help people remember that he is not the same as H.G. Wells.

So please folks remember that Orson Wells was in Citizen Kane! H.G. Wells was not!

We miss you (again) Orson. OH! and Bea. But I’m sure we’ll see you when Ashton Kutcher slips on a banana peel and surprisingly dies of heat exhaustion. Enjoy that little rumor Hollywood, Earth, UNIVERSE!

-a.

Pixelled Punchlines!

I apologize for not adding any new blogs for quite a while. I’ve been busy writing scripts for my TV show idea and playing VPW2. Since the demand for me to write something here is rather high (Michael and Chontel!) I decided to just post a recent set I did in the only available Myspace chatroom.

Location: Myspace Chatroom: Food & Drink-Other.

Comics: Adam J. Mancuso (online name not given due to recent stalker)

Audience: Lovebug552, EatsNGreets8, Alex_Westfield, and ProfSexxx694321

Adam: Hey how’s everybody doing? I’m Adam Mancuso and I’m here to entertain you fine folks-

Alex_Westfield: FREEBIRD!!!

Adam: "If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change

Bye, bye, it's been a sweet love
Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take it badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame
But, if I stayed here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you'll never change
And this bird you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change
Lord help me, I can't change

Won't ya fly-y-y freebird, yeah!"

Alex_Westfield: LOL

EatsNGreets8: ROFL

Adam: Thank you. So anyone from around here?

ProfSexxx694321: Free Pixxx press 696969

Adam: Please don't heckle sir. Do I go to your job and offer free porn to you during your board meetings?

Alex_Westfield: LOL!!!!11

LoveBug552: LOLOLOlolol

Adam: OK well here's an impression I've been working on. This is my impression of Cthulhu:

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

Alex_Westfield: ROFL . :) :) :)

LoveBug552: ????

Adam: Thank you all, you've been great. Goodnight. And to my robot friends: "011000100111100101100101"

EatsNGreets8: I don't get it.

Alex_Westfield: Haha LOLOLOL

LoveBug552: What? lol?

ProfSexxx694321: Free Pixxx Press 696969

EatsNGreets8: 696969

That's all I could copy and paste over here in haste. I hope you enjoyed my virtual set as much as Alex_Westfield did.

-a.