Burt Reynolds Banthas and Banjos

Since the Banjo instrument is synonymous with Duelin' Banjos (the theme from Deliverance), is it also synonymous with forced sodomy? If so, then I wonder if banjo players across the globe spend their downtime wishing that John Williams scored The Empire Strikes Back with a banjo. Of course then the Banjo would be synonymous with incest. Although, orchestras are not synonymous with incest and they were in fact used to score The Empire Strikes Back.

Perhaps the problem here is just the banjo.

Oh well.


Low on ideas,
Adam.

Joan Jett loves Rock 'n' Roll 4EVA

And now a lesson of love through history using the "If/Then" formula:

--February 6, 1982--
Joan Jett releases the hit song I Love Rock and Roll.

--June 25, 1988--
Joan Jett releases the hit song I Hate Myself for Loving You.

Now, IF Marie Osmond is a little Country and her brother, Donnie Osmond, is a little bit Rock and Roll THEN one can only assume that it took Joan Jett six years to hate Donnie Osmond. Whereas it only took me two seconds into that awful song.



Not giving a damn about my bad reputation,
Adam.