Watch The Hair, Man Part 2

“Who knew I had so much influence and that my words and opinion mattered so much to so many people!?!?! HA HA HA I’ll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say! If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world’s children. But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn’t think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it’s showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.”

Yet again my blog post starts with a Shit Licker (see yesterday’s post) quote. I must go on to say that your opinions don’t matter, and that YOU are always wrong! Except for your last part there about how no one would think twice about your opinions on the US economy and the like, and there are 2 reasons for this: 1) you are not a member of office. And 2) because these “important things” couldn’t be more trivial when compared to the events involving The Adam Lambert.

What makes this hurt Shit Licker; is the fact that I was hurt when you were considered the runner-up to that hoagie Reuben Studdard. I had just as passionate posts on my old blog: “Breaking the Mold – The Clay Aiken blog” but I took that puppy down once I saw The Adam Lambert’s rockin’ rendition of ‘Ring of Fire’. So if anyone is to be the most hurt by your dagger-like words it’s me. I was there for you when you were cheated out of the prestigious American Idol title, and now (and forever or until they announce the 2010 Idol) I will be with The Adam Lambert as he reaches for the stars and gets a handful of the moon.

So as you can see I’ve been anything but idle since this past week’s Idol. I’ve been stewing about in the cauldron of my home angry over these hurtful, hateful and heinous words directed toward The Adam Lambert. Like I said, him “losing” to that non-Adam Lambert guy and you speaking poorly of his performance is just adding insult to injury (like messing a man’s hair in a fist fight).

Any who folks I truly apologize for my recent vulgarities, but someone needs to stand up to the “haters” and the “shit lickers” like Shit Licker himself. I can also sadly see that no one has performed a Clayality upon Mr. Licker and so I must end this with the same warning as yesterday: “Watch the hair, man”.

-a.

Watch The Hair, Man

“I happened to turn it [American Idol] on during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing ‘Ring of Fire’ and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed.”

That folks, is a quote from the world’s largest shit licker: Clay Aiken. He goes on to say other false opinions regarding The Adam Lambert such as: “Not my cup of tea.”

Why not Clay? Is it because he isn’t filled with shit, you lame-ass, Pee Wee Herman looking shit licker? From now on your nick name around here will be based on your biggest hobby. Since you love to lick shit, your nick name shall forever be: Shit Licker!

Now I don’t need to tell you how upset, appalled, hurt, angered, used, defiled, and above all else defeated I feel after this week’s American Idol finals. The powers that be (worthless execs at FOX and the dumbest members of this nation) chose this year’s Idol to be some guy (with bad hair) who I refuse to say his name because he is NOT The Adam Lambert. This non-Adam Lambert is a simple “Pub Performer” (yea I said it) with bad hair, (yea I said it again!) and enjoys nothing more than to steal the spotlight with his half-assed performances. I for one cannot believe that the judges* didn’t try to veto this outrageous decision.

And now Shit Licker’s statements regarding The Adam Lambert are only adding insult to injury (like messing someone's hair in a fight). How would you like it Shit Licker if your favorite human being lost something (like their life) and all I had to say about it was that said person was “not my cup of tea.” You’d be an angry shit licker, wouldn’t you Shit Licker?

In mock of your real name and so as that I may reference ClayFighter; I hope someone soon performs a Clayality upon you. So beware of any Bad Mr. Frosty’s or Blue Suede Goo’s coming your way. And above all else Shit Licker: “Watch the hair, man!”

-a.

*After this year’s finale I believe that we have irrefutable proof that these "judges" have literal “Shit for brains”. Never has there been such a travesty unleashed upon this great nation . Yep, this is even worse than that time Sanjaya was voted off.