Thursday, February 6, 2014

Joe Camus


Was it obvious that I was desperate for a post? Regardless, feel free to send me infinite fan mail because you love my Paint skillz.



No need to get lost in the supermarket when you could casually hear a woman fall from a bridge,
Adam.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

I've gone rogue -- well, not quite...

Earlier today I pulled up to a red light just as Police on my Back by The Clash began to play from my mp3 player. Normally, once that snare hits, I am the living embodiment of Cruisin' USA. Today, however, things were quite different. You see, for roughly 90% of that excellent tune I was stationary at the stop light. No movement. Nothing. Then I thought to myself; "what if the police, were indeed, on my back? They would've apprehended me before the rockin' chorus!"


With my (brake) pedal firmly to the metal,
Adam.