I'll Tumblr 4 Ya

You read that horrible jokey title correctly — I have a tumblr account under the same name as this (ignored) blog! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out. 

Quoth the Beastie Boys and Culture Club,

Nevermore... I mean Adam. 

Maybe one has a hearing impairment?

Today I walked by The Lucas Brothers (the twins from 22 Jump Street). Fun fact: both were rocking headphones but only one of them had a Beats headset. I guess the twin on the right makes more money. Hm. 

They're not as convincing as Devito and Schwarzenegger,

-Adam. 

A Silver Bullet!

Hurray! SkyNet a.k.a. Apple has come to their senses and tossed a solution from their ivory towers to us lowly peasants. The solution is a link ( http://support.apple.com/kb/HT6439?viewlocale=en_US&locale=en_US ) to let users delete the horrendous sounds of U2's latest bowel movement; Songs of Innocence. I strongly suggest you follow said link after you finish reading this post that's chock full of multiple analogies, references and run-on sentences! 

Silver bullets now kill Terminators?

Adam. 

U2 Songs are the New Terminators.

U2 is the band that keeps on giving. Literally, you cannot return the gift of their crappy music (Songs of Innocence). Thanks a lot, iCloud -- or should I say "SkyNet!?" I just wish Apple had a swank deal with Big Black. I really wouldn't mind hearing Kerosene for free.

Set me on fire,

Adam. 

It's only weird if you make it weird.

Attention, Internet! During my morning run, I happened upon the cutest squirrel in all of creation. He (or she) was prancing around with his/her head held up high as if there was a delightful song captured within his/her adorable heart. 

I'm in love. 

I'm not a "furry" but close,

Adam. 

Chapter One: The Monkees

"Davy Jones was a dick!"
Said the heavyset man wearing a fleece and leather loafers at the Psychedelic Furs show. Yes, he was quite over-weight but I just knew that he was truly weighed down by the chip on his shoulder as well as the blue windbreaker he carried over his left arm. It's as though he swapped all fashion sense for a strong disdain for the stars of yesterday. I would've hung around to hear more of his poisonous pontificating but I had a show to catch.


Nesmith was always the cool one,
Adam.

Joe Camus

Was it obvious that I was desperate for a post? Regardless, feel free to send me infinite fan mail because you love my Paint skillz.

No need to get lost in the supermarket when you could casually hear a woman fall from a bridge,

Adam.