Captain America Movie???

Why? Seriously, why?! This is the first of my hearing about this awful news.

There are so many better, cooler, more powerful characters in the Marvel Universe, and Hollywood picks Captain America? I'd rather see a film based on Shadow Cat (for realsies).

Who will the villain be in this piece of crap? MODAM? Red Skull? Hitler?

This. Is. Weak.

-a.

Nickelodeon Fellowship

Hurry up, gang! The Nickelodeon Fellowship's deadline is midnight on February 28th (that's Sunday). Get your specs, resumes, and half page biographies completed and submitted.


Go! Go! GO!

-a.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I only quote Ric Flair when super-exciting things happen in my life. Although today's thing is more of a prelude to a real super-exciting thing. I have finally shipped off my spec for the Nickelodeon Fellowship. I decided on my Modern Family spec over my Big Bang Theory spec. I chose Modern Family because 1) it's one of the top 3 shows to spec right now 2) my spec has a broader range of humor than compared to my Big Bang theory one and 3) I believe my Modern Family spec is quicker, funnier, and just written better than my others.

I need to thank everyone who helped whether they printed my materials, edited them, critiqued them or told me "Big Bang sucks."

I got to say that super pal Chontel totally aided me the most. She was there every step of the way, and it totally wouldn't have been sent out as neat and nice as it was today.

Kudos, gang!

-a.

Why do people take the time to create resume's?

We certainly don't do it so when we want to apply for your crappy job, we fill out a questionnaire which contains EVERYTHING ALREADY ON OUR RESUME!!! (i.e. past employers, contact info, schooling, etc.)

You suck, for realsies!

-adam.

Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist

If you like films that portray events of 18 year olds accurately, then look no further. This film is the Sixteen Candles of this generation. Sadly though, it imprisons Michael Cera's awesome talent (curse you, Hollywood!)

-a.

Never have I thought that a boy's dream could be squashed by a fashion bug.

Yahoo has done another Top Ten List for Resume Dont's and number one has me furious:

1) It's Covered in Glitter -- Literally.

Number One goes on to explain that you should never actually try to have your resume stand out by covering it with glitter. But I ask you, YAHOO!, how would you like me to submit my resume to Fashion Bug, huh!?

For the record they passed on the many sassy resume's I sent not because of the large amounts of glitter, but because of my gender and age. Also it's the one establishment allowed to do that.

-a.

Paris Hilton vs Stephanie Pratt

In October of 2009 at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards, Paris Hilton wore a Brian Lichtenberg one-shoulder mini dress.

Fast forward to February 2010 in Las Vegas, and that skank bag Stephanie Pratt is wearing the very same Brian Lichtenberg number.

This is why Hollywood and Washington must allow patents on dresses! We cannot have skank-a-doodles flopping around poseur red carpets wearing the same items that gorgeous starlets are wearing at actual award shows.

Hear my words Ms. Pratt; you better watch out the next time you choose something from your closet because if the great Paris Hilton ever wore it before I will hunt you down and slaughter you like the skanky dog you are!

-a.

Editing my Big Bang Theory Spec (again)

That's my plan for today (and watch LOST of course). The plus side to the flu is that it gives you infinite time to get things done, all the while having to blow your nose infinite times through ought the day!

-a.

Bed Ridden

Sorry for the lack of posts, but apparently I've had the flu since Tuesday. I've not moved from my bed until today. I finally stopped having freaky aches allover my back, ass, and thighs. (YAY!)

I've never felt so much pain and discomfort in my entire life. So it looks as if my Arch Nemesis list has grown longer:

1) "Macho Man" Randy Savage
2) Jerry Only
3) the Flu

A Salute to Joe Lawson

I have written a (great) spec script for Modern Family, and so I must stay current on the show. I decided to write this spec after missing the first five episodes, so I need to catch up when ABC shows re-runs. Last Wednesday's re-run was an amazing episode that featured an outstanding plot; Claire got her husband Phil a crappy gift for their Anniversary, so to make it up she hired the bass player for Spandau Ballet, convinced that her husband loved the band.

The bassist came by the house and started playing their songs and when alone with Phil the truth came out that he is not a fan of Spandau Ballet, and their song "True" is not he and his wife's song. Finally Claire discovers this and feels bad, to which Phil exclaims that their song is in fact "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

So not only did this Joe Lawson write a plot that is my exact sense of humor, but he also referenced one of my favorite bands. Sadly, he referenced their hit and not a great track like Enola Gay, or Maid of Orleans, but that's just me nit-picking.

Great job, Joe, I hope to one day work with you!

-Adam.

Knee Deep in Fascination!

I was curious to see what Quake levels were designed by whom, and while searching (*and not finding this, if you could send me the file, it'd be greatly appreciated*) I came across this interesting post by John Romero:

DOOM 1993 Video

This video was taken in November of 1993 and shows the id software team hanging out and working. In the opening portions you can see them huddled around the TV playing Aladdin for Genesis. Romero even goes out of his way to mention it was programmed by David Perry! I feel so proud that there were other people out there who appreciated David Perry's work back then. Sadly no girls in my elementary school agreed with me (or cared to listen). That's fine, because if I ever run into John Romero, we can discuss our appreciation for Earthworm Jim.

In addition to the exciting David Perry news, in this video is Romero playing a beta version of Doom. Interesting tidbits include: Wolfenstein 3-D sound clips because Bobby prince wasn't finished yet, on the first stage there is a secret wall that leads to the shotgun where in the final version it is an open doorway. The Wolfenstein info is pointed out by Romero, but I felt obligated to mention it if you were on the fence about watching this 10 minute video. By the way--you're welcome.

Well that's all for this clearly geeky Friday. Enjoy!

-a.

*= I found it. It was simple to find. Thanks anyway.

Before I was on TV, I was in print.

Thanks to my friend Rob Cioffi, I finally got the Good Times article that gives me a positive review!


For those who couldn't attend that night, I did a 20 minute set on being the illegitimate son of Soupy Sales. The set ended with me being forced to shove a pie in my own face.

-a.

Peter Parker visits Aunt May

I always wanted super powers - and a tail. After visiting my grandmother yesterday and doing some simple tasks for her, I am now convinced that I do posses super strength and sight--although my physical appearance and optometrist would disagree.

You see, all I did was search behind her dresser to locate a pen, lotion, can of aerosol and hand wipes. I also moved her chair, and I was met with such appreciation. Currently I believe that I have new found super abilities, but my delusions will come to a crashing end once I try to do some push-ups that are part of my exercise routine.

-a.

An Old Friend Returns

Finally one of my best friends comes home today.

LOST's final season will be bitter/sweet. Sweet because it's hands down the best show ever! And bitter because after this show, television will officially suck.

Yes, I have my comedy shows that I watch, but no show makes me laugh as hard as Simpsons seasons 3-8 and all of Arrested Development. The shows I watch now are funny, but not truly inspirational.

As for sci-fi shows, of course there's Twin Peaks, Millennium, and X-Files, but what they lack LOST does not and that's being meticulous with every detail. If I made a show it would only be understood by those who obsessed over it, and I would want to make it as real as possible for not just myself but for my fans. (H.P. Lovecraft style!)

Hence why I consider LOST a good friend. It has yet to let me down (save that Nikki Paulo ep) but I'm willing to look over that since the show deals with time travel (an even older friend of mine).

Eager, excited, and ecstatic,
Adam.

Whole lot of Quakin' goin' on.

Apologies for updating so late in the day, but lately I've been distracted with Quake. Sometimes I feel as if I'm stuck in a time loop of 1996 with my everlasting appreciation of Doom, Quake and Chrono Trigger.

It's like a geeky Groundhog Day.

-a.