Tuesday, September 16, 2014

A Silver Bullet!

Hurray! SkyNet a.k.a. Apple has come to their senses and tossed a solution from their ivory towers to us lowly peasants. The solution is a link ( http://support.apple.com/kb/HT6439?viewlocale=en_US&locale=en_US ) to let users delete the horrendous sounds of U2's latest bowel movement; Songs of Innocence. I strongly suggest you follow said link after you finish reading this post that's chock full of multiple analogies, references and run-on sentences! 



Silver bullets now kill Terminators?
Adam. 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

U2 Songs are the New Terminators.

U2 is the band that keeps on giving. Literally, you cannot return the gift of their crappy music (Songs of Innocence). Thanks a lot, iCloud -- or should I say "SkyNet!?" I just wish Apple had a swank deal with Big Black. I really wouldn't mind hearing Kerosene for free.


Set me on fire,
Adam.