Brad Pitt said he had some secret tattoos on the November 16th episode of Oprah and fans are searching the internet like wild imaginary pugilists who need to know this information so as that they may cure cancer.
That’s right this sort of information is so important and valuable that it actually will cure incurable diseases because well…it outweighs those woes of old.
I mean just think of it people what the hell is tattooed on Mr. Pitt? And where?!?!? Gosh just thinking about it is straightening my spine, thus ending my scoliosis. Thank you Bradley.
Does he have a Notre Dame tattoo? Or perhaps a tat of the Tazmanian Devil? Or maybe something as simple as “Mom” in a heart. Well whatever it is, it surely has resurrected my dead dog Behr. “Thank you so much Brad Pitt!” that is what my dog is saying right now, because the thought of your clandestine body art has given me E.S.P. with the animal kingdom. Just call me The Beast Master,…no wait he’s lame. Call me Aquaman…no wait he can only communicate with sea life. Call me Radagast! CALL ME RADAGAST!!!!
-a.
That’s right this sort of information is so important and valuable that it actually will cure incurable diseases because well…it outweighs those woes of old.
I mean just think of it people what the hell is tattooed on Mr. Pitt? And where?!?!? Gosh just thinking about it is straightening my spine, thus ending my scoliosis. Thank you Bradley.
Does he have a Notre Dame tattoo? Or perhaps a tat of the Tazmanian Devil? Or maybe something as simple as “Mom” in a heart. Well whatever it is, it surely has resurrected my dead dog Behr. “Thank you so much Brad Pitt!” that is what my dog is saying right now, because the thought of your clandestine body art has given me E.S.P. with the animal kingdom. Just call me The Beast Master,…no wait he’s lame. Call me Aquaman…no wait he can only communicate with sea life. Call me Radagast! CALL ME RADAGAST!!!!
-a.
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I was questioning how I so quickly got over my illness last week. I previously, and erroneously, attributed it to antibiotics I was taking. Now I know the truth.
THANK YOU, BRAD PITT!
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