Yesterday I was on a game show called Head2Head on Spike TV. It’s a 2 minute game show that has 2 strangers compete via internet against one another in pop culture trivia for the sweet prize of $500 (before taxes). I cannot (and shall not) reveal the denouement of this 2 minute battle of wits before the eyes of Mark McGrath (that’s right, Mr. Sugar Ray himself). But I will say that I achieved a new occupation, and that is: “TV Personality.”
So I apologize Mom, but I will not be taking the garbage out like you’ve asked (and nagged) all morning long. For I am a TV Personality, and as such, I cannot risk causing harm to my nationally entertaining body.
Also I would like to give a shout out to my new best friend: Mark McGrath. “Hey Buddy!”
-adam.
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