THE HORROR!
The article above has me fuming. I am not against the Olympics because they may interfere with LOST. No, I have always been against the Olympics since I was a young boy because I knew that they were boring. Then one year the Olympics were on NBC and interfered with my Seinfeld viewing, so my hatred doubled because I wasn't going to get to watch the "Babka" episode. And now my arch nemesis; the Olympics is threatening my best friend ever; LOST.
Mark my words ancient games of skill, if you interrupt but a moment of my LOST viewing pleasure, I will personally train in a lame "sport" just so I can get on camera at the Olympic games, and flip your audience, judges and athletes the bird on live TV.
So please do not get in the camera's way of Jacob, or his enemy. The best thing you can do is stay far away from what lies in the shadow of the statue.
-adam.
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