Miley Cyrus has a new leading man!
I'm just curious as to why this is news. I was on national TV, people, and not one magazine, periodical or even a dirtsheet has anything written about my romantic adventures with any of the many ladies in my life. Thanks to TIME magazine ignoring me, my legion of fans will never know of my accurate portrayal of the date Scarlett Johansen and I went on two years ago.
Sorry, my adoring public, but until a noteworthy magazine finds me noteworthy, you'll just have to nibble on that appetizer before the main course of gossip.
-a.
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