In October of 2009 at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards, Paris Hilton wore a Brian Lichtenberg one-shoulder mini dress.
Fast forward to February 2010 in Las Vegas, and that skank bag Stephanie Pratt is wearing the very same Brian Lichtenberg number.
This is why Hollywood and Washington must allow patents on dresses! We cannot have skank-a-doodles flopping around poseur red carpets wearing the same items that gorgeous starlets are wearing at actual award shows.
Hear my words Ms. Pratt; you better watch out the next time you choose something from your closet because if the great Paris Hilton ever wore it before I will hunt you down and slaughter you like the skanky dog you are!
-a.
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