I always wanted super powers - and a tail. After visiting my grandmother yesterday and doing some simple tasks for her, I am now convinced that I do posses super strength and sight--although my physical appearance and optometrist would disagree.
You see, all I did was search behind her dresser to locate a pen, lotion, can of aerosol and hand wipes. I also moved her chair, and I was met with such appreciation. Currently I believe that I have new found super abilities, but my delusions will come to a crashing end once I try to do some push-ups that are part of my exercise routine.
-a.
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